If you aren’t already excited about Yieldmonger Seeds, you’re doing it wrong. A bright spot in what has otherwise been a pretty torrid year, their arrival was a welcome one, and it’s one that continues to grow in importance. It’s rare for a company to arrive with such a solidly formed identity, or a crystal-clear idea of what exactly it wants to accomplish, yet Yieldmonger has both of those things. They’re in this game to track down and secure what they see as the best possible genetics; and then their aim is to breed these sought-after strains, with a view to producing extraordinary yields. Spoiler warning: they’re succeeding on both fronts.

Bear Gorilla’s potential THC levels of 30% make it one the most balls-out brolic strains on our website. We adore their sensational Girl Scout Gelato, which exhibits bonkers THC levels of her own, along with euphoric highs and the exact type of aroma/taste profile you’d expect with GSC x Gelato genetics. Turbo Zkittlez is their take on a classic that manages to rival the OG on all fronts, with (predictably) monster yields and short flowering times to boot.

That’s just three of their strains that we could wax lyrical about for days on end, not to mention the rest of their esteemed collection. Actually, we’re about to mention that, so ignore the last part. Or don’t ignore it, because you’ve already read it, which means you can’t technically. Doesn’t it? Sorry, we’re a bit hazy, that Bear Gorilla hits like a truck.

Detailing Yieldmonger Seeds’ Exciting New Autoflowering And Feminised Strains

Just in time for Christmas, Yieldmonger Seeds dropped a trio of characteristically fire strains that we couldn’t wait to get our grubby, crystal-covered mitts on. Jumbo Runtz is an uplifting hybrid with THC levels of 27%, Mega Bucks is a fruity auto as luxuriant as the name suggests, and Super Scoop’s indica dominant genetics and sweetly layered terp profile make her a mouthwatering proposition. They’re worthy additions to an already quality-packed stable.

We’re not just writing loving odes to these three gems to tease anyone not lucky enough to get their hands on them yet; we’ve teamed up with Yieldmonger Seeds to give three lucky punters the chance to get a stocking filler themselves. We’ve got three packs of each up for grabs, and in order to be in contention, follow the simple steps below:

How To Win Your Yieldmonger Seeds Genetics

Instagram: Comment right here which of these three strains you would most like to win

RollItUp: Comment on this post detailing which of these three strains you would like to win

Blog: Comment BELOW explaining which strain you would most like to win. In order to do this, you will need to create an account, and the account must be active at the time of the winner announcement (31st December)

Please note: You can enter up to three times using the methods listed, but you can only win one prize. If the randomly generated winner comes up twice at any point, we will randomly generate the winner again.

We will be picking winners on the 26th December, so please keep an eye out on these three avenues on that day. Good lucky and happy holidays to all.

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As a Chosen Seeds Ltd. customer, you are prohibited from distributing Chosen Seeds Ltd. products to countries where possession or sale of cannabis seeds is illegal. By Section 6 Misuse of Drugs Act 1971, it is an offence to cultivate any plant of the genus cannabis in the United Kingdom without a license from the secretary of state. Anyone committing an offence contrary to this section may be imprisoned or fined or both. Please note therefore that germination of cannabis seeds without an appropriate license is illegal in the United Kingdom.