DNA Genetics are so fucking good. That’s a bit of a rudimentary way to start a blog post, of course, but it seems appropriate. Because for all the flowery expressions and declarations of grandeur we can bestow on the guys over at DNA Genetics, their seeds are so elementally sublime that it feels like a waste of air to even attempt to do them justice. But, needs must, so we’re going to give it a crack anyway. Building on that profound foundation of their strains being so fucking good, the thing that stands out to us about their range is the staggering consistency. And yes, in most aspects of life, consistency isn’t a sexy word – unlike debonaire, assuage, and serendipity – three of the sexiest words ever created, according to many scholars and scientist – but in the world of cannabis seeds, it’s an adverb that gets us a bit hot under the collar.
Even amongst the best of the best, you’re likely to find a dud among diamonds – that’s not the case with DNA. Granted, their range isn’t as extensive as some of the bigger boys, but we’d sacrifice quantity for quality every day of the week. From the standard-raising award winner 24k Gold to the one of the classiest fems we’ve ever seen in L.A. Confidential, DNA Genetics is positively heaving with talent. And that talent pool just got a little bigger with the introduction of their latest batch, which is cause for celebration. Take a look below for our take on their luxurious newcomers.
A Juicy Autoflower Built For The Discerning Specialist
An award winning auto with an incredible lineage, Auto Flower Strawberry should be of immediate interest to any autoheads out there, but has more than enough to be relevant to almost anyone. A fast flowerer with outrageously luxurious terps, Auto Flower Strawberry leans on its storied lineage to create something that rivals those that came before. Sweet, fruity flavours are offset by distinct notes of bubblegum, and the high is a mind-melting euphoric one. High yields, spectacular resin extraction potential and its overall ease of use make this one a keeper.
Fantastic Resin Extraction Potential From This Terp-Laden, Euphoric Fem
It’s hard not to get lost in the entrancing hues of DNA Cake – the deepness of the greens, the pop of the purples, the balancing effect of the fire-orange flecks – but it’s important not to, because you’d be missing out on the smorgasbord of stunning characteristics this strain possesses. On the terp side of the equation, DNA cake tends to produce deliriously rich notes, pockets of sweetness and overtones of gas and cream. On paper it sounds like an overload of dominant flavours, but somehow, someway, it manages to strike the perfect balance. At 8 weeks she’s a fast flowerer, and is an easy grow overall, which is typical of all DNA Genetics’ strains.
A Flavoursome Standout With Exquisite Purple Colouration
‘Powerbomb’ is a descriptor used to give an insight into the strengths of Kosher Pie, and we could not agree more. Sidestepping the abundance of power this strain offers, we’d like to take a moment to appreciate the sheer visual beauty on display: the thick, crystal-coated leaves have a galactic purple sheen, all offset wonderfully by little spikes of light green and orange. On top of the undeniable bag appeal, Kosher Pie also packs a challenging yet rewarding buffet of terps. Deep, almost sour gassy notes dominate the plant’s taste profile, and while it is an acquired taste, it’s one you’ll find hard to put down once you pick it up. And yes, it’s a powerhouse in terms of THC potential – but it’s also fast flowering and a great yielder. Superb all-rounder.
Award Winning Lineage And Above Average Yields Make This A Must-Try
Building on the union of two standout strains, Cataract Cake offers excessive strength, above-average yields and potential medicinal benefits. Watch out for delectable frosty nugs on this feminised gem, which flowers quickly and remains resilient and hardy throughout. There are reported benefits for appetite stimulation, which dovetails nicely with the mouthwatering, gassy, creamy terps. Overall a well-rounded people-pleaser with, seemingly, something to offer for near any cannabis seed enthusiast.
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Please note – any mention of a seed’s characteristics are strictly theoretical. All cannabis seeds are sold for collection purposes only.