Just like Chris Hemsworth posting torso pics on Instagram, finding out your great Aunt died under suspicious circumstances in her circa 1600’s era mansion that has now been bequeathed to you under the one condition that you eradicate the malevolent lurking beast they say is dwelling in the catacombs beneath said mansion, and finding out the ice cream man accidentally gave you TWO 99 flakes (!!) instead of one, a new Anesia Seeds drop is a serious event. We don’t feel giddy for much anymore, apart from the bizarrely specific examples above – our heart has been set cold by the unending horrors of the world, and that time Jane said she liked us, but didn’t like us like us – but this latest drop has us pumped. Apologies if we seem scatty. But we think it’s entirely reasonable considering the quality of the Spanish product we’re about to wax lyrical on.
Apart from having one of the best cannabis seed names we’ve ever heard, Calypso Sunrocks boasts a frankly offensive THC count, resilience and flair to boot, and terps your tastebuds will thank you for. If they could speak, they’d be screaming things like ‘More! More! Give us more! Quench our hunger for the exotic, tropical overtones of Calypso Sunrocks immediately, or we will resort to other means of gratification’, or something along those lines. Disregarding notions of sentient, quite clearly terp-addicted tastebuds, the all-rounder nature of this plant is wonderful, and especially considering how it still manages to excel in a few choice areas. That THC content really is a doozy, but it’s got bags of bag appeal, flowers fast and has the potential for monster yields. Not just an all-time great newcomer, but potentially an all time-great period. A little bit in love with this one.
Dankberry has the type of colouration the the dearly departed Prince of Purple himself would be proud of. Just outrageous hues coat this powerhouse behemoth, ensuring first impressions will be positive, to whoever you decide to introduce this wonderplant to (within the confines of your country / districts legality, of course. Unfortunately we have to admire them from afar here in Old Blighty). Just like the queen of country and pop Dolly Parton herself (seriously, check out her litany of good deeds yourslef) there’s a lot more to how Dankberry looks and sounds. Chief among those is the atypically, astronomically high THC count which sits at – you might want to sit down for a second – 35 fucking percent. We know it’s likely impossible that THC can’t kill anyone, but we aren’t quite sure if Anesia Seeds are attempting to find out for sure. Not just highly recommended – a must grab for anyone with even a passing interest in strong strains, stunning visuals and mouthwatering terps. And if you don’t have a passing interest in that holy trifecta, we can’t help you yet wish you the best in your sad little life, Jane (shout to Peter Marsh From Come Dine With Me, if you know you know).
Auto Imperium X
Auto Imperium X sounds like a being created in tandem with Wolverine, and funnily enough it shares more than a few characteristics with the cigar-chewing short king. It’s incredibly powerful, with a sharp, almost stimulatory high, and it will live forever. OK, it might not do that – but your memory of it will live forever. Ultimately, Auto Imperium X does what the majority of all the other Anesia Seeds’ strains do – it’s got industry-leading power, a plentiful mix of quality terps and a unique, unforgettable high. But the fact it effortlessly reaches that staggering benchmark of quality that has now become standard doesn’t mean it’s not worthy of singular praise. This fast flowering automatic gem makes wonderful use of its predominantly sativa genetics, offering a motivating, invigorating, creatively rich high, which makes it perfect for any boring tasks that need bashing out, any new, exciting projects that you want to work on, or any TV show that requires a high level of concentration. Alternatively, you could tell us to shut the fuck up and do whatever the hell you want. That’s a general rule, by the way.
Anything with the word ‘Future’ in the title that comes from Anesia Seeds is automatically assigned royalty status, as the seeds from that lineage have all been consistently, endlessly, wonderfully brilliant. Future Island continues this legacy of enshrined excellence, unbothered by the mountainous expectations placed upon it by the legion of THC-obsessed seed nerds. A cross between Future #1 and Imperium X, it has a staggering potential yield of 500gr/m2. Which makes this a bountiful proposition for all you legal growers out there, and the thick, luxurious coating of resin found on the surface means this has resin extraction potential too. The high is worth raving about, too – you’ll be hit with an almost instantaneous dose of euphoria, followed by waves of energy, and you may even find some gnarly psychedelic elements sneak their way into your brain box too. With a THC content of 34%, it’s not one for the uninitiated – but saying that, it’s more than good enough to be worth getting initiated for.
Frozen Black Cherry
At the risk of sounding like a broken record, we’re going to open this mini-review with something unlikely to shock you: this Anesia Seeds’ feminised strain has an absolutely mind-boggling THC level. Shocking, we know. Now we’ve got the obvious out of the way, it’s worth noting that Frozen Black Cherry might just be one of the best strains Anesia Seeds’ have put out, period. With fruity, cherry infused terps built for summer and a creeper of a high that has a psychedelic bent, Frozen Black Cherry flowers big and reasonably fast too. With reported physiological benefits and stress management applications there’s a therapeutic element to this wonderplant that should not be overlooked, either.
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